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Chase Passive Income
With over 12,000 businesses, Chase has passive income spilling uncontrollably out of his ass (his doctor is concerned). Learn the secrets of placing vape vending machines inside middle school bathrooms, clogging bathrooms near the plumbing business he owns, and networking in saunas with billionaires.
Mason Home Builder
After attending Dartmouth for his MBA and working at Goldman Sachs, Mason moved back home to Ohio to run circles around the Midwest Neanderthals running the construction and home services businesses. He’s building 100,000 homes per year and using his 1,000 IQ Finance Brain to bring Ohio into the 21st Century.
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